Fork in my Pocket

“Why do you keep a fork in your pocket?”
“Why do you ask?”
“Well, most people don’t do that, you know.”
“I’m not most people.”
“Okay, but why are you carrying it?”
“Why can’t I?”
“Just answer my goddamn question.”
“You answer mine first.”
“I just want to know, okay?”
“And I don’t want to tell you, okay?”
“You could’ve just said so in the first place.”
“You could have just not asked in the first place.”
“I was curious! Besides, I can’t even ask questions now?”
“Go away.”
“Fine then, be that way. Bye.”
“I don’t know why.”
“What?”
“I don’t know why I always have a fork in my pocket.”
“Well, how did it get there in the first place?”
“I put it there.”
“And you don’t know why you did?”
“I already told you I don’t know.”
“Then why the heck would you put a fork in your pocket if you don’t know what you’re going to do with it?”
“I don’t know. Go away.”
“If you want me to leave, then why did you keep talking? Wait, don’t answer, I’m gone.”
“You asked me first.”
“Okay, okay, hold up for a second. You keep avoiding my questions and telling me to go away, but then keep talking. What exactly do you want?”
“Nothing.”
“Good. Bye now.”
“But a fork is not as special as a knife.”
“What are you even talking about?”
“No one thinks weird stuff when they see a fork. It’s just for eating, that’s all.”
“Yeah, I know. So?”
“A fork is just for eating, right?”
“You just said that, but yeah, it is.”
“But I don’t use it for eating.”
“Okay then? What do you use it for?”
“What do you use a knife for?”
“You cut stuff? Like fruit and vegetables and things.”
“Yeah, you use a knife to cut. You use it to cut.”
“Yes, I get it! What are you trying to say? Spit it out!”
” Well, I have things to cut. But I don’t carry a knife.”
“….”
“I have a fork.”
“Wait, wait. Oh my gosh. Hang on, what do you have that fork for? Tell me!”
“I don’t know. Leave me alone.”

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